Welcome to the website of the blog of the movie of the album of the musical of the stage play of the puppet show of the book of the napkin on which this whole idea was sketched out because there wasn't enough space on the original matchbook cover.

And before we go any further, don't forget there's a link at the bottom of this page where you can download your free copy of a tale of greed, cloning, bizarre sexual practices and, er, bagpipes - yes, it's the one and only ... Bagpipe Saga.

It's the first in the series of Subject Line Sagas. A collector's item, even. So go collect it now!

The blog (http://www.subjectlinesandbox.blogspot.com) is a categorized daily trawl through my inbox for marketing emails about anything from internet marketing resources to sex guides to self-improvement products. And some classic contemporary spam, as well.

The subject lines in the daily sandbox come complete with links to get onto those mailing lists for your convenience, plus the occasional comment for your amusement - usually right at the end, under the category of Best Left Alone Best Of The Rest.

So why clog up your inbox every day, when instead you could check out what's clogging up mine - delivered to your virtual doorstep?

The blog gets updated on as regular as basis as humanly possible under the circumstances. So to make sure you get your posts hot off the press click here and subscribe to the feed.

Elsewhere around this website?

Click here to visit The List of Lists, which lists the mailing lists I've joined over the past year, in category order.

Click here to visit The List of Marketers, which lists the marketers whose lists I've joined, in alphabetical name order.

If you've got a favourite autoresponder series you'd like to see featured in the Sandbox, click here so I can join the mailing list for you.

And for a bit of fun, click here to hop across to the Subject Line Sandpit - your antidote to too much subject line seriousness - and visit the Spam Museum there. It's all the fun of crap emails, but without actually finding them in your own inbox.

All the best to you,

OK - click here to download your free copy of "The Bagpipe Saga" a tale of greed, cloning, bizarre sexual practices and, er, bagpipes.

And if you haven't got your copy of Bringin Da Christmas House Down (No Bagpipes Mix) to send as an audio Christmas card to your friends, lovers, acquaintances, co-workers, neighbours, Facebook buddies, complete strangers and total enemies ... you'd better right click here and "Save As ... " to download it and send it off before the last e-mailing date before Christmas.